Wanna know how my first day of work was? It was raining, so I walked about two-three miles in the rain. Then I folded T-shirts for an hour. After that I was putting photoalbums on the top chelf, on a very wobbly ladder. After that my boss asked me to run to some place and give them some envelope. Of course I asked for directions. Up the steet from McDonalds, how hard could it be? 'Tis a dialogue that happened five minutes later:

(him)-Good afternoon, can I help you?
(me)-You know, you shouldn't have hired such a moron as myself...How up are we talking about?
-What???
-How up the street are we talking about?
-Anastasia *dammit*, where are you?
-I'm up one block from McDonalds...

I did find it... But the fact is a fact - I'm a moron. In a good, lovely type of way.

P.S. You should visit Dot, because she is the most hilarious person I've met.

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