I spent my morning reading script of TTT and enjoying myself
25 January, 2003 @ 2:06 pm

If you watched the movie more than once (like me), then you definitely shall enjoy reading the script. Or if you value your time I will go ahead and copy and paste some quotes you might enjoy.

  • Frodo: I am Frodo Baggins, and this is Samwise Gamgee.

    Faramir: Your bodyguard?

    Sam: His gardener.

  • Legolas: You're late.

    [smiles] You look terrible.

  • Gollum: [to Sam] Stupid, fat hobbit!

  • Gimli: Toss me!

    Aragorn: What?

    Gimli: I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me. Ehh... Don't tell the elf!

  • Sméagol:

    [Singing]:

    Rock and pool,

    Is nice and cool,

    So juicy sweeeet.

    I only wish,

    To catch a fish,

    So juicy sweeeeet!

  • Sam: What I wouldn't give for some nice big taters.

    Gollum: What's taters, precious?

    Sam: Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew. Nice big golden chips with a piece of fried fish.

    [Gollum spits]

    Sam: Even you couldn't say no to that.

    Gollum: Oh yes we could! Spoilin' nice fish. Give it to us raw and wigglin'. You keep nasty chips!

    Sam: You're hopeless.

  • Gimli: It's true you don't see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are mistaken for dwarf men.

    Aragorn: It's the beards.

  • Treebeard: We have just agreed.

    [Pause]

    Merry: Yes?

    Treebeard: I have told your names to the ent moot and we have agreed: you are not Orcs.

    Pippin: Well that’s good news.

If that's not enough, read about elves, hobbits, and dwarves.
  • Elves, they are really amazing. they are immortal, unless something kills them, for example they never get sick or die of old age. It is said that elves don't look of old age either but get more beatiful as time goes on making them by far the best out of all the free races. Elves have amazing eyesite. Elves are extremly wise, they are always finding out ways to do things. They are very peaceful but at times of war they will fight. They forge magical weapons with great skill. The elven smiths of old forged the rings of power. Some of their famous swords are Glamdrang, Orcist and Sting (Bilbo's sword) and they glow when orcs or goblens are near. Elves are nimble of foot and have keener senses than most other species.
  • Dwarves are very good craftsmen and love to dig for precious gems and metals deep in the earth. Dwarves like to make swords and other weapons. They are short though not quite as short as hobbits, but shorter then men. Dwarves are around 4-5 feet tall.The male Dwarves have long beards and the longer the beard the cooler the Dwarf. The choice weapon for a Dwarf is an axe. They are a very rich race with more jewels that you have ever seen. There armour is called Dwarfmail. Dwarves are scatterd among the the four corners of the earth and don't have a main kingdom. Dwarves dont get along very well with Elves. Moria, a great Dwarven city was abandoned because the dwarves got too greedy and unleashed a intombed balrog.
  • Hobbits are between 2 and 4 feet tall, Hobbits dont need to wear shoes because the bottoms of their feet are hardened, like animal feet. All Hobbits have curly hair. They eat 6 times a day making them usualy very fat. One thing I find odd about them is that they don't like adventures. Hobbits have lived for up to 130 years but normaly only live to 100. Hobbits are also called "Halflings." Hobbits are rarely seen by big people as they call us. They have very good hearing. They like to wear bright clothes and espicialy like to have guests over.

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