Funny quotes I found in my plain diary. When I wrote entries I never realized that some of the sentences came out funny.

• "I wanted to have serious discussion about our relationship so I just told him he made me feel like shit"

• "As much as I was shocked before, his comment did it. I couldn't speak and I also couldn't close my jaw because when I said "Wow!" I opened it too wide"

• "And then he said those three magical words "Fries with that!"

• "There's a point in what I am doing... I just don't know it"

• "For the first time in my life I'll shut down my brain. Well...maybe not for the first time"

• "And we were dangerously close at the library... Don't look at me like that, we just picked out books...the whole 75 minutes"

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